Jeff Bezos wedding critics need to stop bitching - but I do have three questions

Oh to be a fly on the wall at Jeff Bezos-Lauren Sanchez's wedding in Venice. Yes, I get that locals are hacked off because their city's been overtaken but it's only for three days and residents are being amply compensated with a $3million donation from the couple to the city, while £35million is being spent on the wedding itself, which will benefit local businesses. And the pair have told guests NO presents and to donate the money they would have spent to help safeguard Venice.

As for all those bitching and bellyaching about the star studded, super glitzy cash fest - do shut up because currently it's the greatest show on earth. Three things though. Is there a celebrity wedding Oprah doesn't get invited to? Is there a showbiz event Kim Kardashian can't make look trashy? And as for Bezos, even with his newly honed body and his £165billion fortune - I couldn't. Could you?

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I'm hoping those liberal lefties forever banging on about how we should legalise cannabis, have read the horrific story of 14-year-old schoolboy Daniel Anjorin, who was massacred with a samurai sword by psychotic, cannabis-smoking, drug-addicted lunatic, Marcus Monzo, who after skinning alive his own cat went on a 20 minute blood-soaked rampage which ended in him ramming his sword into the schoolboy's neck.

He also stabbed two police officers and two members of the public and was this week found guilty of murder and three counts of attempted murder. Now THAT'S what cannabis can do.

So, the next time one of these soft-in-the-head pro-drugs loonies tells you there's no evidence it's dangerous, just tell them about the gentle schoolboy Daniel who will never get to grow up because of it.

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I love the funny and talented Emma Thompson. But off-screen I think she's a bit bat***t crazy. This week she said: "Sex is so good for you. It really should be on the NHS and part of your health plan."

Sorry, but if the overstretched NHS can't afford to replace people's hips and knees, it sure as hell can't afford to hire sex workers for those in need of a bit of nookie.

How in God's name does the rude and disdainful Naga Munchetty hang onto her job at BBC Breakfast? She talks to her co-host Charlie Stayt like he's a half-wit and she treats guests like dog dirt on her shoes.

She's already at the centre of a toxicity row on the show and, in recent years, has been castigated by bosses for using a crude, slang term for a sex act to a colleague and asking if they'd done it. She's also been reprimanded for the alleged bullying of a junior female staff member she falsely accused of stealing. A source said: "If a male presenter made a sexual comment like that or falsely accused someone of theft, he'd be out the door. But with Naga, it gets brushed off."

Also, BBC bosses had to apologise for an interview she did with Geri Horner because of the high-handed, belittling way she spoke to her. She was sneering of Geri's aspirations to go to Oxford University and of her ability to write seven books... I've met Ms Munchetty and she's every bit as rude, chippy and up herself as her colleagues claim. So why doesn't the BBC sack her. I think we can all guess...

Pity during the Geri interview when Munchetty said to her: "You don't like being interviewed, do you?" Geri hadn't shot back with: "No I just don't like being interviewed by YOU - you condescending cow." The BBC really needs to get rid because apart from her being a nasty piece of work, she just 'aint that good!

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The tough-as-old-boots editor of US Vogue Anna Wintour says she's stepping back from the role after 37 years because: "My greatest pleasure is helping the next generation of impassioned editors storm the field with their own ideas.

Yeah right! Anna Wintour wouldn't step back from a cliff edge if she didn't want to. The 75-year-old has ruled Vogue with an iron fist for decades and I don't believe for a second she's gone willingly. Maybe it's her age. Maybe her abrasive editing style doesn't fit in the woke world anymore. Whatever the reason, Vogue won't be the beautiful, innovative, groundbreaking magazine it is without her!

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Lucy Letby has been given "enhanced prisoner status" at the cushy HMS Bronzefield prison - which allows her more time outside her cell and extra cash for treats. Why for God's sake? The woman's a convicted baby killer and despite the small band of campaigners who are convinced sweet-faced Lucy couldn't possibly be a murderer - she HAS been convicted, and seven babies are still dead.

Imagine what the parents of these babies feel like seeing the woman who killed their babies getting special privileges and money for chocolate and treats. Are babies' lives worth nothing? Should the people convicted of killing them really be getting extra chocolate?

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DJ Scott Mills clearly hasn't heard of "checking the facts". He announced on his Radio 2 Breakfast Show that Call the Midwife was never coming back. Minutes later Beeb bosses made him read out a statement which said there IS going to be a 16th series, two Christmas specials, a film and a prequel series. What a dope!