If the Signs Had Superpowers, What Would They Use Them For?

Aries – Super Strength
Naturally, Aries would use their super strength to, well, start a fight with a dragon for fun. Whether it's lifting cars or tackling enemies head-on, they'd be too busy flexing to worry about consequences. “I didn’t break it, I just tested it!”

Taurus – Invisibility
Taurus would totally embrace the art of invisibility for one purpose: sleeping in peace. Imagine them sneaking into a bed full of blankets, vanishing from the world’s demands. "Let me just disappear and avoid all the drama, thanks!"

Gemini – Telepathy
Gemini would use telepathy to read everyone’s minds, but in a very selective manner. Mainly for finding out what others are thinking about them. The occasional eavesdrop on gossip wouldn't hurt either. “So, you didn’t like my outfit? Telepathy, baby.”

Cancer – Healing
Cancer would use their healing powers to fix everyone around them, and they’d do it with such care that even broken hearts would get mended. But they’d need to set up a cozy corner for themselves afterward because they’d be emotionally drained. “I can fix the world, but I need 15 hours of sleep first.”

Leo – Fire Manipulation
Fire manipulation would be Leo’s go-to power, obviously. They’d light up the stage, quite literally. Picture Leo on stage at an awards show, flames dancing around them as they deliver a speech. Not to mention, they’d need fire to match their passion for everything. “I don’t just walk into a room, I make an entrance.”

Virgo – Time Travel
Virgo would use time travel to go back and fix everything—especially those tiny details that weren’t perfect the first time. “Oh, I can just fix that mistake in the past and avoid all this stress.” Watch them tidy up the timeline, one perfection at a time.

Libra – Telekinesis
Libra’s superpower would be telekinesis, allowing them to manipulate objects with their mind. Why? To move around the furniture constantly until everything feels perfectly balanced. The power would be used to keep everyone happy, of course. “Balance, balance, and... did I mention balance?”

Scorpio – Shape-shifting
Shape-shifting would be Scorpio's secret weapon. Imagine them becoming whoever they want—both to spy and to avoid any awkward situations. If they could morph into anyone, why not avoid the uncomfortable small talk at the family reunion? “I’m not here... you didn’t see me.”

Sagittarius – Super Speed
With the need to always be on the move, Sagittarius would use super speed to go on a never-ending world tour. Racing to new destinations for the next adventure, and probably forgetting where they parked their time machine. “Wait, where am I?”

Capricorn – Super Intelligence
Capricorn’s superpower would be super intelligence, so they could build an empire that runs smoothly, efficiently, and optimally. They’d probably use their smarts to outwit the competition, and definitely make a fortune while they’re at it. “Success isn’t luck, it’s logistics.”

Aquarius – Electricity Manipulation
Aquarius would be harnessing electricity like it’s nobody’s business. They'd use it to power entire cities, while maybe also using the energy for... questionable artistic endeavors. “Let me just hook up this robot and watch the sparks fly.”

Pisces – Illusion Creation
Pisces would use illusion creation to make life more magical. They'd create alternate realities where they could escape into a perfect world. Ideal for their highly imaginative minds, and the occasional dreamy, romantic evening. “I’m not crazy, I just see things differently.”