Zodiacs Cursed by Ketu and the Bollywood-Worthy Fixes They Need

Ketu doesn’t enter a chart quietly. It breaks the door like a soap opera villain and whispers, “Let’s make life weird.” It’s the planet of detachment, past-life drama, and confusion that could rival a Christopher Nolan plotline. While some signs get a passing brush, others get the full psychological thriller treatment.

Pisces, Scorpio, and Sagittarius usually take the front row in the Ketu mayhem theatre. Think spiritual crises, ghosted feelings, and life decisions that feel like they were made during a blackout in Goa. These signs often find themselves stuck in emotional traffic with no GPS signal.

Pisces floats off into escapism, turning every heartbreak into an indie movie soundtrack. Scorpio starts trusting no one, not even the cat. And Sagittarius suddenly questions everything—from career choices to whether that 2011 backpacking trip was a metaphor for something deeper.

So what’s the fix? Well, it’s not yoga under a full moon while humming Coldplay lyrics. Though, sure, if that helps. The real fix lies in grounding. Routine. Real-life anchoring, like doing the laundry without contemplating the futility of existence.

Wearing smoky quartz is said to help—a rock that basically says, “Chill, but with edge.” Mantras and meditations, particularly involving Ganesha or Dattatreya, are like cosmic Adderall for the Ketu-derailed. Feeding stray dogs is also a traditional remedy—because what better way to fix spiritual confusion than helping a creature that understands loyalty better than most humans?

And maybe—just maybe—stop doom-scrolling for answers and journal instead. Ketu respects introspection. It's like the mysterious loner in a coming-of-age film: cold at first, but actually just wants meaningful growth.

Ketu isn’t here to destroy. It’s here to delete unnecessary plotlines and redirect characters back to what matters. The breakdowns? Just part of the script.